Cuban's In The Crapper

The oft-proclaimed Billionaire Bad Boy, Mavs owner, (and former CRN columnist) is pushing a new, ultra deluxe toilet seat. The "Swash" promises to warm the derriere, not to mention clean it, post business.

For a mere $460 and change, you too can have the Swash 400 with its "posterior and feminine warm-water wash, dual self-cleaning wash wands, temperature controlled seat." Said seat is also "gentle closing" and "germ resistant" we're told.

The $600 Swash model promises "completely hands free operation." That, it almost goes without saying, necessitates inclusion of a "warm air dryer."

Cuban was on Comedy Central's Colbert Report Thursday night touting the Swash. He said it allays any nagging doubts about cleanliness. Steven Colbert said he never has such uncertainties, since he showers after every flush.