Don't go breaking my heart again, AT&T. Over and over you whispered sweet nothings in my ear about free
Wi-Fi access for my iPhone. Like a fool I believed you. I so desperately wanted to believe in you. But again and again you said you needed more time, that you weren't ready to make a commitment.
Now you say it's true: that if I trust in you and find it in my heart to go to any of the 400 Starbucks in my town, I can see for myself: I can tap into a Wi-Fi hotspot for free to use my iPhone and drink myself into a caffeinated frenzy.
Your friend BoyGenius.com just pulled me aside and said he thought I should know that there's a rumor going around that you'll be offering free Wi-Fi access to Blackberry Bold users soon. I don't care. If I have to share you then so be it. As long as we can go to that special hotspot place together, that's all that matters.
Even though the SMS link will only be valid for 24 hours at the location it was requested, it doesn't make me love you any less. Sure, I have to make another request when I use another hotspot location, but if that's the price I have to pay, you're worth it.
Just promise me that should we ever tire of our double tall frappamochalattechinos, you will whisk me away to another free AT&T Wi-Fi location -- somewhere special, like McDonalds. Or Barnes & Noble. Or, better still, the airport before we board our flight to heaven. Oh, how you spoil me!! I'm forever your loving iPhone user.
