Ion Party Rocker
Ion's Party Rocker looks like a starter guitar amp. At least, it does until you notice the disco ball that crowns the machine. Yeah, a disco ball. LMFAO-inspired name aside, the Party Rocker borders on the absurd. It's the kind of device you'd expect to see in a Bud Light commercial, right next to the frat boys doing a keg stand. The Party Rocker can stream tunes over Bluetooth and that crazy disco ball will pulse in time with the music. For those especially silly nights, the Party Rocker has a microphone input for the inevitable karaoke session.