Five Things You Can Do With An Overheating IPhone 3G S

3G have quite a few people hot under the collar

1. IRON YOUR CLOTHES

You’ll need: An ironing board, an oven mitt, some wrinkled clothes

Instructions: Lay clothes on ironing board. Place oven mitt on hand. Fire up your iPhone 3G S. Press clothes as required.

2. BRAND LIVESTOCK

You’ll need: A short length of rebar, a soldering iron, a cattle ranch

Instructions: Solder the rebar the back of your iPhone 3G S, making a handle. Turn on the iPhone. Begin branding cows.

3. FRY AN EGG

You’ll need: An egg

Instructions: Turn on your iPhone 3G S. Fry egg on it. Season to taste.

4. PLAY SPORE IN REAL LIFE

You’ll need: A specimen of dormant extremophile marine microbes, a bucket, water, salt

Instructions: Fill bucket with water. Add salt. Place extremophile specimen in the bucket. Turn on your iPhone 3G S and put it in the bucket. Check periodically for signs of life.

5. MINIMIZE DAMAGE CAUSED BY AN EXPLODING HP LAPTOP BATTERY PACK

You’ll need: A trenching tool

Instructions: Use trenching tool to dig a firebreak around exploding HP laptop. Strategically place several iPhone 3G S handsets in trench to dissipate heat and hamper spread of flames to other fuel sources.