iPhone May Not Be Everywhere, But This Man On The Street Is

"No," I thought.

"Can't be," I thought.

Yep. It is. The ubiquitous man-on-the-street, Greg Packer, is first on line to buy the iPhone in New York (which goes on sale on Friday), and, as usual, is first on line to give all manner of media interviews.

Fake Steve Jobs is calling him a Microsoft plant.